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About A. Whitney Brown

Name = A. Whitney Brown

Profession = Comedian

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The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.

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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

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A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

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I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

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I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

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